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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
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Still no good.
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?
Just Forget it!
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
What are some lesser-known ingredients in skincare products that provide significant benefits?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How do I write a book and sell it?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
So they tried